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"I carry it just in case," said the bard lovingly caressing the pommel of the curved sword.
"Just in case of what?" I asked.
"Just in case the crowd gets a little frisky," she replied. "A bit of a light show and I am off through the curtains with dinner if I am quick enough."
There was a long pause as she pursed her lips staring off into the distance.
"Or if the husband comes home early."
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